New York Girls Have Always Swooned for Quasimodo’s “Ironic” Sense Of Style

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Hermit-looking man at bakery counter: Euhh… Yes, I want cake. One will say “Kenny’s dead.” No! Wait! One will say “I killed Kenny, and I’m not sorry!” And the other will say… it will say, “Obama is my homeboy!“20-something hipster girl, staring at man: Are you… for real?Hermit-looking man: Yes, sweetie.20-something hipster girl: You… you win at life, sir. –167th &

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Wednesday One-Liners Will Do Anything but Kiss on the Mouth

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Woman: Yeah, but just because you can play a dying crackwhore in Rent, that doesn’t mean that you can play a dying crackwhore in Les Mis — they’re two different kinds of whores! –Broadhurst Theatre Columbia chick: Yeah, I’d be the Mother Theresa of prostitutes. –Columbia University Couple arguing on the street: You want to talk about the truth, fine — let’s talk about the truth!

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Little Shop Of Wednesday One-Liners

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Guy to another, in line of men waiting for their wives: The amount of commerce that takes place in this store is unbelievable. –J Crew, SoHo Overheard by: jangbang Ghetto tween to friends: Yo, I want a girl that look like she just come out of Urban Outfitters… Dude, that’s my dream girl. –The Bronx Overheard by: wink Obnoxious student: I don’t have time to go to Old Navy and buy myself a t‑shirt!

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Touché, Ann Coulter, Touché

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Tourist guy #1: New York is cool man, a lot of places to visit and shit.Tourist guy #2: Yeah, I know… I can’t wait to find me one of them horny-ass “Sex in the City” whores to suck me up while I’m here.Tourist guy #1: That’s a myth, you fag. It ain’t real.Tourist guy #2: Look at those moms over there. I bet they’re craving some young cock. –Outside Radio City Music Hall Overheard by: FatCop...

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