Overheard In New York

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Mom, in Chinese: One bubble tea. Daughter: Why do you know Chinese? Mom: Why don’t you? –.

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Chick to friend, standing silently for several minutes: You know, there really isn’t that much to see here. –Ground Zero Woman on cell: What about the Christmas cards with the twin towers surrounded by flowers? … Yeah. Kinda grim, huh? –Barnes & Noble, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Karyn Regal Wannabe-hardcore bimbette: So, this is where it all went down, huh?

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Mother: Don’t sit like that! You don’t want people see your you-know-what parts! Four-year-old daughter sitting Indian-style: But I wanna! –13th & 8th, Park Slope Overheard by:

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Black guy #1: Hey, man! How you doin? You got a dollar? Black guy #2: No. I don't have no dollar for you! Black guy #1: Come on, man. It's hot! Gimme' a dollar! –Myrtle Ave b/w Carlton & Washington Park Overheard by: Becky Z-Dub...

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Guy: So the other night Taryn was over with her kid, and my ex-girlfriend came by and happened to see, and Taryn’s baby is really light-skinned, so now my ex-girlfriend thinks I have another kid that I didn’t tell her about. Friend: Did you tell her it wasn’t yours? Guy: Yeah. I already have two kids, I really don’t need another one. Why would I keep it from my mom and my...

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Boy: Is that a hat? Girl: No, it's my dick. (pause) Wait, what? Is what a hat? Boy: I thought that thing by the door was a hat. Girl: A cat? –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by:

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Man in middle of midlife crisis, trying to look “world weary” but still sexy: Wow, you've seen The Big Lebowski? Late teen, whose relationship to this man is disturbingly unclear: Oh yeah. All my friends told me I had to see it. Man: That's a classic. If you want to be an actress, watch a Coen brothers movie, they are so good. Late teen: Oh yeah? What else have they done? Man...

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