Wednesday One-Liners Aren’t a Tourist Attraction, Assholes

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Chick to friend, standing silently for several minutes: You know, there really isn’t that much to see here. –Ground Zero Woman on cell: What about the Christmas cards with the twin towers surrounded by flowers? … Yeah. Kinda grim, huh? –Barnes & Noble, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Karyn Regal Wannabe-hardcore bimbette: So, this is where it all went down, huh?

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How Much Time Do We Have?

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Guy: So the other night Taryn was over with her kid, and my ex-girlfriend came by and happened to see, and Taryn’s baby is really light-skinned, so now my ex-girlfriend thinks I have another kid that I didn’t tell her about. Friend: Did you tell her it wasn’t yours? Guy: Yeah. I already have two kids, I really don’t need another one. Why would I keep it from my mom and my...

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Sometimes Courtship Isn't Even Worth It.

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Man in middle of midlife crisis, trying to look “world weary” but still sexy: Wow, you've seen The Big Lebowski? Late teen, whose relationship to this man is disturbingly unclear: Oh yeah. All my friends told me I had to see it. Man: That's a classic. If you want to be an actress, watch a Coen brothers movie, they are so good. Late teen: Oh yeah? What else have they done? Man...

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